I will never forget the first time I made a woman squirt. She was straddling my face and grinding her womanhood into my mouth with a vigorous enthusiasm. I caught the tell-tale taste of an orgasm on the rise and thrust my tongue as deep inside her as I could reach. Almost immediately, I felt a hot stream of liquid spray into the back of my throat and within seconds had almost filled my mouth. Sheer panic ensued. All at once the following thoughts flew through my mind:

1. I can’t breathe. Oh God! Her clit has shutoff my oxygen.

2. WTF?

3. Did she just PISS in my mouth?!?!

4. Stay calm. Don’t embarrass her. For the love of God, don’t sneeze.

5. Hmmm. Saltier than I would have expected.

6. Did I just make her SQUIRT??!!

7. Dammit. Compose yourself. Stop grinning like an idiot! She’ll know you’re a newby.

8. Spit or swallow? I really want to spit, but I don’t want to insult her. Huh. I wonder if this is what women go through?

9. Maybe if I wait until she looks away, I can non-chalantly spit it onto the comforter.

10. Don’t spit it on the comforter, you dick! Be a neat house guest.

11. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Yeah, that’s probably the best option.

I slid down and out from between her legs, stood up and attempted to smoothly say, “I’ll be right back, sexy”.

What came out was, “I be why bab, bebby”, all while liquid flowed out of my mouth 🥴and down both sides of my chin. I was like a drunk toddler awkwardly attempting to conceal my overflowing mouth with my hand and failing miserably.

Smooth, dude. Very suave 🤦‍♂️.

In retrospect, I probably should have just gone to the restroom and explained myself when I returned.

That was the first time.

What I would later come to find out is that in all likelihood, she made herself squirt by using my face as a masturbatory aid (not that I’m complaining). I’ve attempted to recreate that magic numerous times without success. Eventually, I just assumed it was a myth, much like the mysterious G-spot, and she must have just pissed in my mouth. 🤭

Fast forward a decade >>>>>

(cue epic symphonic victory music)……….my friends…………..it’s real! (dramatic pause for effect)……It’s f*cking REAL!!!

Okay. All silliness aside, it’s real. It’s also REAL easy once you know what you’re doing. In an effort to provide clear instruction, I’ll include a written description as well as step-by-step pictorial images.

A note of importance: Forget everything you thought you knew about squirting, clear your mind and start with a blank slate.

https://consciouslifenews.com/g-spot-love-center-feminine-pleasure/11148413/

1. In my experience, the most favorable hand position for inducing a squirt while the woman is in missionary position, is the middle and ring finger of the dominant (strong side) hand inserted with the palm facing up. As the two fingers slide inside, the pointer and pinky will be naturally drawn back and pointing down.
2. Once fully inserted, the middle and ring finger will move in tandem the create a gentle “come here” motion. Note: Start off with light pressure and slow strokes internally until you feel her body’s response and she begins to get wet. The G spot is difficult to find until the woman is fully aroused, so take your time, be gentle, and you’ll know you’re on track when you feel the small fluid engorged bump along the anterior vaginal wall.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/244590.php

3. While continuing the “come here” motion, begin to move your entire hand in a vertical, up and down (NOT in and out), motion.
4. That’s it. Seriously. It DOES take some practice and playing around with the movement speed, sweeping finger motion and interpreting her body signals, but much like riding a bike…..once you achieve that magical balance of movements, it will forever be seared into your eternal 16 year-old horn-dog brain. You’re welcome 😉

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Get tested, play safe, and stay sexy. Happy hunting.