Squirting 101

October 17, 2019.Reading time 7 minutes.

I will never forget the first time I made a woman squirt. She was straddling my face and grinding her womanhood into my mouth with a vigorous enthusiasm. I caught the tell-tale taste of an orgasm on the rise and thrust my tongue as deep inside her as I could reach. Almost immediately, I felt a hot stream of liquid spray into the back of my throat and within seconds had almost filled my mouth. Sheer panic ensued. All at once the following thoughts flew through my mind:

The Commodity of Men

March 17, 2019.Reading time 3 minutes.

Now that we’ve established the distressingly dire lack of available unicorns, let’s move across the aisle to the vast ocean of available dick. I’m talking MOUNTAINS of dick. Dicks of every shape, color and size. Want a u-shaped dick? GOT IT! Want a dick that comes with an attached accountant for tax season? GOT THAT TOO!